how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
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I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
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The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car