don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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