2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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