well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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