Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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