I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
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She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
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is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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