Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
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At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
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As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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