someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
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party gras won. party gras always wins.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
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I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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