Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I just googled if crying burns calories
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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