so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
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