i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
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5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
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i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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