it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
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Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
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I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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