Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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