need another drink. this is the easiest way
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Randomize
