i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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