Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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