apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
they need to just BURY HIM!
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
