No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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