Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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