So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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