Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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