It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Randomize
