fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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