Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Damn victory sex feels great
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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