Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
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I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
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Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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