We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
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Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
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I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
She's not a foreskin expert like you
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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