everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
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You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
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Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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