so that wasnt chicken after all
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
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Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
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Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
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