chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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