going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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