Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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