i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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