Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
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Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
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THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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