So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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