I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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