Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
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If i could tip my vagina, i would.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
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Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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