I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
she peed on how many people?
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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