Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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