I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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