i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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