I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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