We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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