I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
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I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
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He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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