Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
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She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
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Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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