is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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