Got a toothbrush?
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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