Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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