Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
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She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
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Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
There are leaves in my underwear?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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