Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
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Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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