why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
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he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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