Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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