Sry I called you an 8
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Boobs are out for the taking
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
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