At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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