Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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