? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
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This is the prime rib incident all over again
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Less talking, more tequila
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
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And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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