finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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