i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
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Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
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