yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
So much puke
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.