Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
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The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
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You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background